~Framboise Manor~: if seeing our naked butts wasn't enough -

Monday, September 26, 2011

if seeing our naked butts wasn't enough -

you can see our naked butts in our last post. i guess we are selling out to the MSM or something.

BUT - if THAT wasn't enough to titillate (or scare the living beejeezuz out of you) - our dear friend, Modern Day Redneck has a post up about when he sold Avon (yes - i just said that he sold Avon) up at the MDR blog.

oh my goodness - i laughed my fool head off. go check it out. i promise it will take all of the pains in your knees, or hips, or any problems that you have away. yes, it is THAT good. do yourself a favour. go and read.

bahahahahahah! MDR - yer mah new hee-roe!

and he really is!

thanks for such an honest and gut-wrenching, good, 'ol fashioned giggle before bed. i needed that buddy!

20 comments:

NorthSeptember 27, 2011 at 8:26 AM
No beejeezuz was scared in your post.
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Modern Day RedneckSeptember 27, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Thanks for the plug Kymber. I tell ya, I got a lot of mouthing cause of it but it was all worth it. Selling Avon helped my personality out in many ways plus my skin was so soft and I always smelt purty. OK, maybe that was taking it a little to far.

FYI- I never tried on any women products. I had four girls in the house that loved it when a new product was launched because they were the first to try it.
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StephenSeptember 27, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Yep, I like him too.
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kymberSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:42 PM
North - glad to hear that buddy!

MDR - i loved that post!!! you tell awesome stories and i would love to hear more! and i can only imagine how crazy the girls would get with the new products - you were THE MAN!

Stephen - me too. he's really good people and i found him through you. thanks buddy!
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trumpSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:12 PM
I just went to your butt post, now try saying that 20 times. And thank you for all of your blog visits to mine, and for your comments as i enjoy reading them. Richard from Amish Stories.
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kymberSeptember 27, 2011 at 5:00 PM
bahahahah! that was a good one Richard! thanks for stopping by - we really appreciate it! and we love the work that you are doing on Amish Stories - please keep it up!

your friend,
kymber
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Arsenius the HermitSeptember 28, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Well, anything to make a buck. Within reason, of course!
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kymberSeptember 28, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Arsenius - i just wish he had of sold Mary Kay cosmetics - i would have killed to see him driving around in that pink Mary Kay cadillac!!!
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kymber here and talking about jambaloney.

i've always called him my angel. my rock. my best half. the best part of what i have always wanted to become.

he has a soul as big as the biggest mountain, he is strong, he is in incredible physical condition, he is 51 and yet most people think he is under 40. he is humble and modest, charming, gorgeous and will help anyone with anything at anytime. he never grumbles and only every now and again complains or is a tiny bit cranky (nothing that a hug can't fix!). he can cut both sides out of 70 tires in minutes, build raised beds from scrap wood that he drags out of the forest, weedwhack 800ft of our road down to the river, and haul more wheelbarrows of dirt, mulch, rocks and seaweed than is probably medically-advised. he's learned how to braid, make bread and no one makes better rice - not even the chinese. he supports my every, crazy endevour. he went 44 years without a driver's license and got his license after being trained by my crazily-wonderful french canadian friend in 2 weeks. she never stopped talking the whole time. in french.

he has biked everywhere his entire life, at one job he biked 24km EACH WAY. that's to and from! 24km to work AND 24km from work! oh and just accidentally has an honours degree in philosophy.

i believe that he is Our Lord's most beautiful and perfect creation. but i might be biased. he can very accurately shoot a ben pearson cougar re-curve from both the left and right. and his aim is dead on.

he is bow-legged and only 5'7", but has the most incredible eyes. and a tiny mole on his upper lip. he writes the most romantic "insta-poems". he tells me he loves me several times a day. he calls me "babe" and "honey". and he means it.
he loves hot sauce and spicey things like cayenne and banana peppers, he buys (or now picks) me flowers, he left a lucrative, high-paying IT job and his family to follow me here to this remote little island. he builds me shelves and washes all of our laundry with me by hand.

oh and he was baptized Anglican. and was an alter boy. sheesh. somehow, through my intervention, i am turning him into a pagan-christian-fundamentalist-confuscian. look, even i can't figure that out!

the name jambaloney is a nickname that i gave him over 10 years ago. he still uses it. he can be reached at "jambaloney@gmail.com". he loves comments or emails. and he loves me.

if i were given the opportunity to wish one thing for the world - i would wish that every woman on the planet had a jambaloney. i know that i could save the world this way. i have friends who have asked me to clone him. i am trying. believe me, i am trying. one day i will perfect the science involved, and when that happens, i promise all of you a jambaloney.

i love him more than...breathing, lobster, boiled dinner, fresh bread out of the oven, bugging out, singing back up for Madonna (ok...i made that one up!), fresh sheets on the bed, a glass of red wine after a long day, sunflower seeds, lavender, growing my own potatoes, T.S. Eliot, dancing, my babies (who are really just cranky old cats!) and the Bible.

i love him more than i love Framboise Manor. and i really love Framboise Manor.

About kymber

(this pic might seem odd. trust me, it's not. 20 yrs ago kymber went shopping with a girlfriend from the military and bought this dress. then she hooked up with that girlfriend recently. they caught up through email and one day kymberz friend mentioned that specific dress. kymber said she still had it (kymber still has her prom gown for crying out loud!). the friend did not believe it. so we had to take a pic of kymber wearing the 20yr old dress for her friend. kymber always likes to add accessories...and well, we had the bunny ears laying around. ya know, cuz everyone always has pink bunny ears laying around. ok, that's it...i am out of here! jambaloney)

what can i say about kymber?? A LOT!! most of it will have to wait for blog entries ‘cuz i just don’t have enough space here to do her justice…

so i’ll have to do my best… first and foremost, kymber is my partner and i will love her forever. she is the best partner anyone could ever have, i am one lucky guy!! she is 46, she is sweet as can be, smart as a whip, super cute, exceptionally feminine, strong as an ox, honest, kind, empathetic, wise, an amazing dancer, a master wit in speaking and writing….i could go on..i will!

at 5’ 1’’ she packs a wallop – a true force of nature - she is a master gardener and chef and spent 10 years in the Canadian Military – she has done 2 tours of Alert (the north bloody-cold pole). she is a UN-certified Korean linguist and spoils our 2 cats rotten. she also spent 12yrs working in the federal government, as a communications analyst at SolGen (now PSEPC) and Fintrac. she loves nature in the true sense of the phrase..the wildflowers, insects and birds here at framboise manor keep her entranced and captivated for hours.

anyone who is her friend knows that she will stop at nothing to help and heal, dedication and loyalty are an integral part of who she is and she is dead serious about anything she puts her mind to. yet she maintains the most delicate touch and a smile on her face always, never afraid to live and love no matter where and when.

she is the most genuine human being i have ever met! and she has encouraged me to embark on the most crazy and exciting adventure i could imagine… thank you babe - i sooo love you!!!

(and she can be reached at kymberzmail@gmail.com)